1. Driving, parking, navigating or anything involving a car (especially yours)The mere fact that this “stereotype” is so ingrained probably means that there must be some truth behind it. Aside from the countless pictures and video proof that women are less than qualified to be behind the wheel, there is scientific evidence. A recent study at Queen Mary University of London found women to be weaker drivers than men. Women are slower to process spatial information and rely heavily on local landmarks, making it even more dangerous for them to drive in an unfamiliar environment. Here are some of our favorite women drivers
2. Throwing anything properly The weak grip, the exaggerated arm cock, the wobbly follow through, and the feminine back leg kick give you the classic "girl throw". As inaccurate as it is ugly, the "girl throw" is an embarrassing sight to behold. Perhaps it's evolution, perhaps it's failure to learn as a child, but the fact remains that for most girls, throwing a ball even a modest distance remains a difficult goal.
Every now and then you will come across a male "girl throw", on these occasions it’s allowed, and even encouraged to ridicule the offending male until he learns to throw like a man. Here's a humiliating example:
3. Driving past an Ikea:
All men know that one of the most essential parts of planning a trip is avoiding Ikea, even if it means substantial detours. If a women sees a sign, hears, or even senses that there is an Ikea in the vicinity, she will begin the hunt. At this point, there is still a slight chance to escape; however, once the store is actually in her sights nothing will stand in her way. Before you actually enter the store, you will spend at least 15 minutes searching for a parking space, only to find one over a mile from the store. Once inside, there will be at least 4 hours of perusing. When she decides what she likes, you will accompany her into the Ikea dungeon where she will have you climb ladders and crawl on all fours to fetch boxes. After waiting 20 minutes in the check-out line all you will have left is a one mile trek to the car and some heavy loading.
4. Assembling the furniture: If you think your Ikea nightmare is over after you’ve left the store, you’re wrong. If you think your girl might assemble her furniture, or at least help, you’re wrong. If you’re lucky, she’ll carry the table lamp into the house, leaving you with only a kitchen table, entertainment station and oversized bookcase. If you ask for help with the assembly process she will kindly open every single box and let you use the oh-so-detailed Ikea instructions to put everything together, which will take anywhere from 5 hours to several days. Moral of the story: avoid Ikea at all costs.
5. Using the remote: When watching television with a woman, it is a given that the man will control the remote, unless of course he is watching something good. Usually, the scenario goes something like this:
Woman: I don’t like this show (usually an awesome man show like Mythbusters) let's watch Pride and Prejudice ( or some other lame-ass Victorian era chick flick snoozefest)Man: But Honey, I’ve never seen this one before, and I have already watched the first half. I’m not changing the channel.Woman: You would watch what I wanted if you loved me.Man: (Realizing she has already resorted to using the ultimate trump argument for which there is no winnable reply) Fine, here is the remote, happy?Woman: how do I change the channel?
6. Buying you something you’re actually going to useMost of the time men are painted as bad gift givers, but women are often times much worse. Women tend to give men gifts that they feel will do one of three things:
Better their men emotionally or better their relationships Ex. Relationship books, Self help books, or books about understanding women
Better Their Men Physically Ex. Gym memberships or something embarrassing like this before it and
http://www.shopinprivate.com/razbacshavto.html that point out our physical imperfections.
Better Their Homes Ex. Mundane Equipment like a ladder, or painting tools. (Unfortunately never something cool like a powerful chainsaw or nail gun) So men, next time you are trying to buy a gift for your woman, remember that if she usually buys selfishly, you are well within your rights to buy her something mutually beneficial like lingerie or that 50” flat screen you have had your eye on.
7. Understanding your love for the finer things in lifeAmong the many things women will never understand: Why farts are funny Our need for the biggest and best of everything (especially electronics) Video Games Our love of conversing over sports, technology, or other man things like the fastest way to get to the highway.
8. Being in charge of the thermostat: At home, in the office, or in the car, women are forever complaining about the temperature. Through no fault of their own, women simply have more variable body temperatures than men and are also more susceptible to physical conditions that make them feel cold. Changes in hormone levels can play a large role in how a woman experiences heat or cold. Women’s average body temperatures can actually fluctuate from 97.6 °F to 99.2°F during different times in their menstrual cycle. Women are also more likely to suffer from thyroid conditions or iron deficiencies that can make them feel cold. If you think your wife or girlfriend is a pain in the ass with the thermostat now, wait till they hit menopause. -
http://scienceblogs.com 
9. Picking out the movie: If a man’s movie vice action, a woman’s is the sappy romance. Generally, the amount a woman likes a movie is inversely proportional to the number of guns, explosions, sexy women, sex, and drugs there are in the movie, and directly proportional to the amount of romance, pretentious language, or number “hunky” actors (Matthew McConaughey, Hugh Grant, John Cusak etc.) a film has.
If you want to avoid movie misery, I’d keep a print out of this cheat sheet in your wallet:
http://www.kennhoekstra.com/musings/chickflicks.html10. Being BraveAlthough many women can be brave in the face of real danger, for some reason they remain petrified of things that are very unlikely to actually hurt them. Spiders, snakes, and other creepy crawlies top this list, but some women are afraid of very bizarre things.See exhibit A: (Maury balloon phobia video)
